I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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