porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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