I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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