they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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