its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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