Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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