I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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