good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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