whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Randomize