I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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