Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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