I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize