as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
now i know why i became what i already was.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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