think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
