Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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