so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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