If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How external is "for external use only"?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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