remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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