Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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