i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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