She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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