I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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