all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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