If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
