In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Randomize