O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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