the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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