After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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