Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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