some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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