the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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