At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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