Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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