Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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