I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
do nipples grow back?
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