Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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