he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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