From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i came on her dog
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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