You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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