I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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