belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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