you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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