But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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