That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Buhtt sex?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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