My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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