Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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