Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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