I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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