My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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