STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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