No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Randomize
