mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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