their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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