you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You can't just leave with hair like that
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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