We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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