if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
