sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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