so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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