if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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