iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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