I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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